Cold Pie Stomp Lyrics & Chords By Sir Bald Diddley & His Wig-outs

Even as it rains down hard* I will find you. And you’ll love me, Like I love you, Like I tried to love you. ...read more

Nail it back together* To keep out the weather. Cos it got broke again, This old heart again. But I’ve got a big old box Down in the cellar, Where I keep all my stuff ...read more

Unloved kid get no slab o’ slate* Steal a tile from the old church roof, Press it in the dirt, bow your heads. Don’t forget to make a mark, scratch a heart For the unloved...read more

I’ll be squatting on the cistern while you’re straining on the toilet* On your wedding night. Shame to have to spoil it. I’ll be spying through the keyhole as you hump away...read more

Robin Hood lived in Upnor Wood* But all alone in my book. Making arrows, skinning little bunnies; Merry on his own. You won’t find me in my Lincoln green, Not even Virgil...read more