Cop Kills His Own Partner And Vows To Track Himself Down Lyrics & Chords By Onion Radio News

We need 30 million sandwiches and 60 million cokes We're gonna have a party with those crazy Third World folks We're gonna have an egg toss and play some hide and seek And have a...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

I put a wheel in her right hand I put a wheel in her left hand I put a wheel between her legs I used my grandma as a skateboard And we went up and down And we went 'round...read more

Somethin' strange is a'happenin' here My baby's actin' mighty queer I picked her up to go to the show We sat back in the very last row I went out to buy some coke And when I...read more

And now we'd like to do a tribute to a very talented songwriter, singer, dancer, juggler, skateboarder, ice cream saleswoman, nazi hunter, fugitive logger, cakemaker, cat owner, dog...read more