Deadbeat Dads March On Las Vegas Lyrics & Chords By Onion Radio News

Tom: I wanna be Bob What more can I say? I would smoke and drink And play golf every day I'd have a lady for a caddy She could hold my balls while I play I wanna be Bob I...read more

When the moon rises over the meadow And the grass is glistening with the dew I'll come home and find you softly sleeping And I'll throw up and I'll pass out next to you....read more

Christmas dreams And drunken alibies to you I can't believe I danced with naked with the turkey I got stuffing everywhere I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair ...read more

And now we'd like to do a tribute to a very talented songwriter, singer, dancer, juggler, skateboarder, ice cream saleswoman, nazi hunter, fugitive logger, cakemaker, cat owner, dog...read more

Pick up the phone Get out your tool Just remember The golden rule They're not pretty Phone sex girls are not pretty They're not pretty Phone sex girls are not pretty ...read more