Democracy Is A Flawed Theory Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab ...read more

There's a commercial on late night T. V. for this thing you attach to a garden hose. It says " You can water your hard to reach plants with this product". Who the fuck would make their...read more

There's a kind of emptiness that can fill you There's a kind of hunger that can eat you up There's a cold and darker side of the moonlight And there's a lonely side of love ...read more

(I believe in the Zodiac Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic Uh, this is something a little bit mor- Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother Uh, she was a...read more

(I went to a Catholic school for four years, and I also went to garage band for 20 minutes, and this is the product of that. Hit it.) All the seats at the Sunday masses, ...read more