Tax Jesus Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

i had a Mr.pip Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper but it's the bullshit replica cause dude didn't even get his degree why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon the...read more

YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

I've been swearing a lot lately. Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear All the time? Fuck is like the best word ever. It really is. It's perfect. It's...read more

I couldn't spell when I was a little kid, I couldn't spell. So my parents were all concerned so they went down to the uh toy store. They bought me a little red box called...read more

When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had. I had one brother alright one brother, five sisters. Dude, I had to wear a tampon just to fit in. I swear to god. Brutal....read more