Derby Lyrics & Chords By The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day...read more

I don't want to believe it, no I don't want to believe it I don't want to believe that Reese Witherspoon poops She's so pretty and she's so refined It...read more

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more

Andy Biersack You are a rock'n'roll man You are Andy You are a profit of Black Veil Brides Oh Yeah you are the rock and roll messiah Oh yeah you are Andy Biersack You are a WILD...read more

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more