Disco War Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas On that yolly holiday I'll go in the red like a knucklehead Cuz I'll squander all my pay. Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas Shopping sure...read more

What do you do in the middle of the night When it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleep And your Dad's asleep and the door is shut And the light is out and the room...read more

I met this girl on Myspace She was 16 and a half She said that I was well buff And that I made her laugh So I sent her a picture Of me wanking in the bath I think I misjudged...read more

A shotgun made it wield Sheep grazing in a field They pointed the gun at his head And made him take a sheep to bed This was quite absurd He'd never had a bird His screaming...read more

Well, I was at a family wedding and to be frank I was thinking about fucking off home 'cause it was proper wank The free bar had run out and so I decided to leave When all of a...read more