Cover Up My Penis Lyrics & Chords By Holtzclaw

I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front 'Cause I thought they'd be some pictures of her hairy cunt But instead it was full of detox recipes With celery, lentils and...read more

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas On that yolly holiday I'll go in the red like a knucklehead Cuz I'll squander all my pay. Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas Shopping sure...read more

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you...read more

The worst thing in the world Is finding blood on your toilet paper The worst thing in the world Is getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan's This must be the worst...read more

I can name my Top 10 records I can name my favourite goals But just lately I've had a quandary That I can't seem to resolve I can name my Top 10 films Or which actors I...read more