Diver Damned Lyrics & Chords By The Rifftones

Crow T. Robot I'm confused. Uh, just who is this Godzilla guy? Tom Servo Yes, wise one. Please, teach us. Joel Robinson I don't know if you're ready for this. Tom/Crow ...read more

In the vestibule Near the stained-glass window of Jesus trying to eat a Ford Pinto There's a carrot, and a penis, and an eyebrow mangler Choose wisely, bite the spoon-hive Lick...read more

Remember when we used to hold each other close And gaze so deeply in each others' eyes Remember how I said I'd never let you go And how you swore you'd never tell me lies (You...read more

I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time! Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather...read more

The anti-fish from dildoland Is marching down a mucus strand That leads from Falco to Ayn Rand With stops at Chad and Spain While nine fat popes and two wet Jews Guffaw and grunt...read more