Zombie Mambo Lyrics & Chords By The Rifftones

My wife Is made up of some parts She’s got a lot of hair She’s got a couple nostrils I think she’s got a spleen She argues with the fridge And assaults my Barbeque...read more

Yeah Yeah. I feel it now. It's not like I'm short. I mean, in my bare feet I'm almost six feet tall. But the world can get so weird and some people go out of their way to make ...read more

Oh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up, Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave. When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy...read more

The anti-fish from dildoland Is marching down a mucus strand That leads from Falco to Ayn Rand With stops at Chad and Spain While nine fat popes and two wet Jews Guffaw and grunt...read more

I don't have to tell you how much it sucks to be shot in the face So I guess I'll save some time by not even writing this song at all ...read more