Missile To Your Heart Lyrics & Chords By The Rifftones

There's a hair on my soap An ugly little thing A little pubic souvenir upon my Irish Spring There's a hair on my soap It's curly, long, and fine There's a hair on the soap ...read more

Remember when we used to hold each other close And gaze so deeply in each others' eyes Remember how I said I'd never let you go And how you swore you'd never tell me lies (You...read more

My wife Is made up of some parts She’s got a lot of hair She’s got a couple nostrils I think she’s got a spleen She argues with the fridge And assaults my Barbeque...read more

I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time! Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather...read more

"Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth," "That's my name so spoken thrice," "There's a foulness wafting from your fowl enclosure device," "Surely crap you must be speaking," "That's...read more