Doncaster Lyrics & Chords By The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the...read more

If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox It would be so wonderful It would be so perfect It would be so fabulous And if during that date with Megan Fox,...read more

Brad Pitt poops Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt poops Just like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's...read more

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe That Kristen Stewart ever farts How could...read more

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more