Exclaimed Clarissa Lyrics & Chords By The Ill-fitting Garibaldis

Oh that's an alarming-ly
Small set of pants you're wearing
Exclaimed Clarissa
She was worried
As I answered the door
I was wearing
Not a lot more
Than, a small pair of Y-fronts
She was alarmed

But can you blame her?
Can you blame her?
As an exceptionally attractive man
Answers the door in his underpants
It was not was she was expecting
Especially because Clarissa was
The old lady next door