Flowers Of The Thorn Lyrics & Chords By Ren & Stimpy

What was she like She was beautiful She had long, dark, shiny hair And almond eyes And pointy ears And, and a big fluffy tail And she's fast, like this, "PEW!" Woo-hoo,...read more

Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non. Then you need the all-new International Log. Just pull its twig and you'll turn your log into a talking tree fluent in five foreign tongues. ...read more

I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I want to do is get into...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me You hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't...read more