Hair Vitamins Lyrics & Chords By The Jerky Boys

Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999, i have one piece of advice for you, No matter what a stripper tells you, There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE! Oh,...read more

There's many drinks you'll drink, me lads, on every world that's new. There's Saurian Brandy, Cranapple Schnapps, and a good old Tullamore Don't. There's...read more

I'm always me but you're not you Do my words have meaning to you? Now that you're gone, it's all gone Everyone's gone We used to be so strong, get outta...read more

Hey its Cristopher Walken Gerbil what kinda of song is that. Thats crazy theres no cowbell in Gerbil I neeed more cowbell Gerbil, We all, look Mr Lynch We all know the erotic...read more

Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me, to sing this song that they wrote for me,...read more