Happy Trails To You Lyrics & Chords By The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

Are things clouds or clocks? What's a swarm of gnats got to do with a pile of rocks, With a pile of rocks? What have a bucket and a clean slate got in common? Let's go...read more

When you've had too much to drink there's certain things to keep in mind. Like when you find your hand and underarms are bleeding your beer bottle might not have a twist off...read more

I was walking on the ground. I didn't make a sound, Then I turned around, And I saw a clown. Had a frown. Stood on a mound. Started barking like a hound. Clowny clown...read more

Auto-Manipulator [Spoken] Women are sweet And girls are honey But beat your meat And save your money [rap-like] (CHORUS) I'm an automanipulater I play with myself ...read more

Gonna call ya gonna meet ya Take you out to a double feature I'll buy ya candy I'll getcha high I hope you think I'm a special guy I'd like to say I love you but ...read more