Heavy Mysteries Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

She's part girl, she's part boy She's got parts everyone can enjoy She's got more, she's got less She's got her man hood tucked in her dress Is she a mister or is she a miss? ...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

(Get on my level, Madison Picture a depressed onion cutting himself.) I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't.) Isn't that terrible I saw a flyer for a lost dog and...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind... and when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, ...read more