The Confessional Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Performed by Adam Sandler [Speaking through a microphone] "Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell...read more

Me & My Miscellaneous Take My Heart How can people say That I have everything How can people think That my life is complete Without you I have nothing at all I wish I...read more

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

Carbon monoxide Making me choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just in case...read more

Dear Diary Today was a good day Papa and I picked wild flowers Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine Then we sang and danced for hours I know tomorrow will be even better ...read more