Holiday Inn Shampoo Hair Lyrics & Chords By Mitch Hedberg

YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

This is for my little girl. My lady gives birth today. I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee and hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say: Damn, that's a...read more

They came down from Meekatharra In a burned-out blue FJ That farted and just shit itself in Jutland Parade Right next door to Bondy's When the smoke had cleared a voice said: ...read more

Day Bobby Miscellaneous Rockin Robin RockinU Robin J. Thomas He rocks in the tree-tops all night long HoppinU and a boppinU and a-singinU the song All the little birdies...read more

Thank you, thank you, welcome to our show. Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole and George Bush had an operation on his...read more