Nyquil On The Rocks Lyrics & Chords By Mitch Hedberg

YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

I've had so much fun here I have. I went bowling, I don't mean to brag. Really there are two types of people that go bowling. There are people that really really love bowling, and then...read more

Kid Rock Devil Without A Cause Where You At Rock Bitch Where you at Rock, where you at Answering Machine: Beep You fucking ass fucking hole (Where you at Rock, where...read more

Now, the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four. Stitch by stitch, stitching it together. Deadline looms, don't you know the...read more

The same way we made up the death penalty. We made them both up, Sanctity of life and the death penalty. Aren't we versatile? And you know, in this country, now there are alot of...read more