Occupy Elsewhere Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

If you call yourself a diva you better be a singer and not somebody cutting me in line. Oooh If you call yourself a diva you better sing a solo and not be someone...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

Chicago Chicago 18 I Believe (Bill Champlin) I used to be the first one to cry So afraid of a lonely tomorrow. Heartache was all that I had To call my own- so all alone. ...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

Frosty, the snowman Was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe and a buttoned nose And two eyes made out of coal Frosty, the snowman Is a fairytale they say He was made of...read more