Horny Chocolate Mousse Tea Lyrics & Chords By The Shirehorses

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd, I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird...read more

He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub His buttocks part,...read more

Woke up, realized I had writing to do Gotta get this song written down by two Got some words that are floating right Round in my head I need to get them down on paper instead ...read more

I Went down the local pub the other night A pint of mild there in me sight Up approached a southern geezer he Said "Have a Bacardi Breezer" I said I hope your joking son...read more

I hear your husband left ya for another lady That must be very hard for you to take on board He told me it was because ya never sucked his corey And you didn't like to have it...read more