Your Gormless Lyrics & Chords By The Shirehorses

Your dress sense is crap And you can't read a map And you're late, when you go out with me Your friends are all boring I can't stand your snoring I hate, your stupid...read more

Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your glasses, Let's go home. Now you know the regulations I don't want an explanation, Time to go. Fuck off you twat, we want to...read more

Ohhhh... I hear a rumble in my tummy, My cravings are really not funny, I check to see if I have money, Kebab and some sauce that is runny, ...read more

Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc. Some guys like to travel in by bus, But I can't be bothered with the fuss today. I'm gonna...read more

I bet my mates I could get a date with a girl called Edna Gratton, She walked in the place, said she liked my face, It was one she hadn't sat on, I said: 'I hope you're...read more