I Am A Great Dad Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

*crowd cheer* Thank you, thank you Thank you very much Uh, thank you. Hello, everybody I mean, by everybody I mean, uh, you guys I mean everybody who's here I shouldn't say...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ...read more

"I'm a big practical joker man, I love to play practical jokes. I have one for you guys, you gotta try this. Really simple, very effective. Next time your at the airport, your at...read more

You're not so great And that's okay I can still love you anyway In fact, that's the only way-ay 'Cus no one is that great Not even you... I found you out ...read more