I Like People Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... ...read more

One of the reasons I'm glad to be back in Atlanta is; since I was here last time, I made an extraordinary discovery that I really want to share with you It's kind of...read more

This is for my little girl. My lady gives birth today. I run to her room right away. She smiles with glee and hands her to me. I look at my newborn and say: Damn, that's a...read more

This is another one too and i knew you're like me, I hate it when somebody turns around on my driveway, You're just sitting comfortabely watching TV, You hear a car plusfs...read more

My friends took me out the other night. They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like, "I don't wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" Yea?...read more