Parents In Hell Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

I was walking through my neighborhood I was walking on the side walk and I was passing this guy And right when you passed each other he said to me “Aaaaaaa I’m a little...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... ...read more

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

One of the reasons I'm glad to be back in Atlanta is; since I was here last time, I made an extraordinary discovery that I really want to share with you It's kind of...read more