Rich Guys In Hot Air Balloons Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at the...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

Before YouTube I walked through life, And now I frolic. YouTube's been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcoholic. Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a...read more

(Introduction, spoken:) One of the big news items of the past year concerned the fact that China, which we call Red China, exploded a nuclear bomb, which we called a device. Then...read more