If Album Review Lyrics & Chords By Paul De Jong

Heaven, have mercy on the hypnic jerk You're blamed for your speech Walk around the block again Wait 'til I feel cool and straight With the direst (?) on undertaking ...read more

Oliver Paul, twenty years old Thick head of hair, worries he's going bald Wakes up at a quarter past nine Fair evades his way down the 96 tram line Breakfast on the run again,...read more

We were the french club dropouts But we never got excused from class The secretary must have been high To turn her blind eye on us sneaking out back And we were pregnant on the...read more

Nothing but a bare face lie Is all you cunts can hold on to I suggest you downgrade fast Before it's a shame on you Imma sing, "What a shame on you" Where's your gall when...read more

Realized I knew you from His photo when you walked Into the restaurant And my heart just sunk Your friend looked over from the bar She must’ve known, who I was The worst...read more