If I Could Reach Through Your Tv And Strangle You I Would Lyrics & Chords By Frankie Boyle

Taking advantage of people when they're vulnerable results in bad karma (That's true) There is a cost to anything that is worthwhile in life (I hope it don't cost too much,...read more

For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo-Fanques Fair Have you seen it? It's great. They got stuff....read more

Oh I wish I was in Glasgow With some good old friends of mine, Some good old rough companions And some good old smooth red wine. We could talk about the old days And the old...read more

Chorus If it wisnae fur yer wellies Wherewud you be? You'd be in the hospital Or in firmary Cause you wid hive a dose o the flu Or even plurasie If it wissne fur yer feet...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more