In Conversation With Pete The Clown Lyrics & Chords By Martin/molloy

Just got in from the local Had to try the local brew And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two About you local yokels And what yous get up to And he read me...read more

I've give up wanking this morning I never thought that I could I'm feelin better already and this time I'm off it for good When I first wanked I's thought I's so clever And all...read more

Sooty's all grown up he's not a puppet anymore He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor, Oi! He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of stout And threw a dart...read more

We look in awesome wonder at the stars The rings of Saturn The red canals of Mars The raging flame of Mercury The ever-changing atmosphere of Venus Jupiter and its titanic moons...read more

Once upon a time in the act two 'poli's met for a cup of tea their names were howard, j., and costello, p., They talked about the state of the land how not enough money went...read more