The Wordmaster Lyrics & Chords By Mitchell & Webb

You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a child It’s a source of such frustration When you need him to keep still for a while They fiddle They gurgle They...read more

At Christmas time, Angela gets so afraid At Christmas time When she sees the table laid Because of her bulimia And her parents, they don't know She throws her arms around the...read more

I was alone My heart was cold It was a stone My soul was lonely Like a stone There was no moss And when I danced I danced alone But then I did not dance Because I was alone...read more

I don't know why I'm on MySpace I really don't know what it's for It's like a big competition to collect the most friends But there isn't a prize And the...read more

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does in moan and nag You go five days...read more