Irish Cliches Lyrics & Chords By Dylan Moran

(Carlin:) Say, why not become a schmuck? A licensed, practicing schmuck. Or, if you qualify, a CPS. That's right. A certified public schmuck. Y'know, it may not seem like it when you...read more

Wild thing, wild thing Wild thing, I think you move me But I wanna know for sure Everytime I kiss you I taste what other men had for lunch The only thing that can Get you...read more

Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms Affordable prices,...read more

Beautiful ladies in danger Danger all round the world I will protect them Because I am Chris de Burgh Beautiful ladies in emergency situations Beautiful ladies are lovely ...read more

The same way we made up the death penalty. We made them both up, Sanctity of life and the death penalty. Aren't we versatile? And you know, in this country, now there are alot of...read more