Keep Hold Of The Gold Lyrics & Chords By Nick Helm

Well it's the end of the working week and I'm rushing back home quick I'm starving I'm fair klempt tha knows I could eat a butter brick I need stodgy food without the fuss ...read more

Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days When she's in her Luteal phase All she does in moan and nag You go five days...read more

Reeves Vic I Will Cure You I Remember Punk Rock I remember Punk Rock, Like it was only yesterday, Oh, Mr. Buzzcock singing on my shoulder, In that very special way. Yes,...read more

Well it's one for the Tetley Two For Typhoo Three for the PG C'mon mek us a brew Right Gerroff the sofa Gerrin The kitchen And get the kettle on C'mon Brew brew ...read more

Say hi to the Professor I'm your new House Officer And I've heard the rumour That you're no good at removing tumours You've got no ability You're a liability ...read more