Kermit The Frog On Weed Lyrics & Chords By "weird Al" Yankovic

Life is like an ocean voyage and our bodies are the ships And without a moral compass we would all be cast adrift So to keep us on our bearings, the Lord gave us a gift And like...read more

The bigger the cushion The sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband The deeper the quicksand Or, so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh...read more

When I was a boy of 10, I had a very best friend Ed was kind, with good intent But just a little different Oh, special Ed Mama dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright...read more

Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in rome, known as vatican ii. among the things they did in an attempt to make the church more commercial was to...read more

Dog goes woof, cat go meow. Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeek. Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot. Ducks go quack and fish go blub, and the seal...read more