Liquor Ads Lyrics & Chords By Patton Oswalt

When I was a little kid I thought I wanted to be a fireman. I think a lot of guys- Did you wanna be a fireman when you were a little kid? People ask you.What do you want to be? I...read more

I made love to ya all night long Then i got up to write you a song I watched ya sleep and i fell in love Ya must've been sent from heaven above Don't think you could never...read more

i like hotels... hotels are fun, beds are more fun though...read more

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box...read more