Couldn't Be Prouder Lyrics & Chords By Norm Macdonald

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten...read more

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me! Police: What? Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl. ...read more

This is a song. This is a new song. This is through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive I feel. The Lunchlady. Woke up in the Mornin', put on my new plastic glove. ...read more