Name Sharing Lyrics & Chords By Alexei Sayle

I used to be disgusting, now I'm just obscene, I lick the feet of lamp posts where dogs have recently been. I loiter in the pet shop, I loiter with intent, I loiter near the...read more

They came in countless numbers Without hope, without hopelessness On jelly limbs Faceless Crawling out of the living sea. The green world welcomed them It sweetened the air...read more

L'amour perdu to circumstances Et tout le monde et Tuesday too Avec le raison d'tre-mental Cynical comment allez-vous "Ello Sailor" mme choses you love me Et je t'adore et...read more

Where's the f**king party? Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts, Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts. Now Peter's supping...read more

Julie was a schooly and she said she came from Stoke, If you help her with her homework, then she'll let you have a grope, Wears her knickers round her ankles, they're always...read more