Note To The Future Lyrics & Chords By Stephen Colbert

(Convoy - CW McCall) ('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.') ('I'm uh, 17 years old.') ('Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.') ...read more

Homer: Boy, those pies look good. Woman: Open your gullet, you human blob! Homer: *scoffs pie* Lisa: Well? What d'ya think? Homer: What do I think of the pie? What do I...read more

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house Half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You...read more

(Cheech:) Took a walk to the corner store Just to buy a loaf of bread and a box of s'mores Up pulled a guy in a yellow van Shiny gold badge flashing in his hand ...read more