Transvestites Lyrics & Chords By Doug Stanhope

i had a Mr.pip Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper but it's the bullshit replica cause dude didn't even get his degree why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon the...read more

YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes. We are going to have a relationship tonight. I'm gonna go out with you. We're gunna date for a while. ...read more

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you...read more

Frosty, the snowman Was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe and a buttoned nose And two eyes made out of coal Frosty, the snowman Is a fairytale they say He was made of...read more

Thank you, thank you, welcome to our show. Don't you think it's just a little bit strange that Ronald Reagan had an operation on his asshole and George Bush had an operation on his...read more