Orville The Duck Lyrics & Chords By Roy 'chubby' Brown

Just take a look over there, Is that one fit with the long dark hair? Well she's got to be a mucky tart, Her mate looks like a madman's horse. Can I have the fit one? Oh,...read more

He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks, (Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s***), Karate king, kung-fu master, (Shaves with a plane, he's a f***ing hard bastard), ...read more

Get stuffed you arse bandit. One of me best mates, He come from Macc, And we used to go out pulling crack, Now we know it were just a farce, 'cause he's got spunk...read more

Hi, it's Davina here Please your name and number after the tone And I'll call you right up I think you're fit on the TV I know you're married but not to me ...read more

Ten days in Bali, got four days to go Ten days of terror, 'coz I'm glued to the throne And I'm shittin' in litres and firin' both ends I'll never shit solid again. And it's...read more