Our Favourite Martian Lyrics & Chords By The Five

Get at 'em. There was a load bloody faries, In Buenos bloody Aries, With greasy hair and sweaty bums, They'd never heard of Bonningtons, It were a different culture and a...read more

Here we come, Muttley, Nobby, Stez Styx, We drink Boddington's bitter, and we smoke No6, Eh up! We're the Macc Lads, we're not fucking queer, We like pulling fit crack and...read more

I've screwed alot of boilers, I've prodded loads of tarts, Stabbed some open wounds And I've split them all in half. Knobbed a lot of women, I've stuffed a load...read more

The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers, Barrel shows his arse out the back, Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.* ...read more

Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat Than you've supped tonight. Bonnington's or Willy's lads? Willy's tastes like piss. I've got ten pints...read more