Parents' Cliches And Children's Secret Answers Lyrics & Chords By George Carlin

Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year We'll eat a lot of broccoli...read more

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

Uhm, so this next song is about love, appropriately. I love you like kings love queens, Like a gay geneticist loves designer genes [jeans]. I need you like New Orleans needs a...read more

Oh, sometimes I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn, he'd be waterin' the lawn Or maybe goin' fishin' again Oh,...read more

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