Party Monkeys Lyrics & Chords By Nick Swardson

Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling...read more

The passenger window framed you like a screen And deep in my mind I was filming a scene Of the land rushing by, your shades and your hat I prefer a memory to a photograph It...read more

So let me ask you this: is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? Huh? What happened to coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee?...read more

Now, if you’re following me on twitter you know I had diarrhea today. Am I using that website properly? Sometimes I like to sit on the toilet reverse. “We’re listening.” Its...read more

I've had so much fun here I have. I went bowling, I don't mean to brag. Really there are two types of people that go bowling. There are people that really really love bowling, and then...read more