Pay Phone Lyrics & Chords By The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

Are things clouds or clocks? What's a swarm of gnats got to do with a pile of rocks, With a pile of rocks? What have a bucket and a clean slate got in common? Let's go...read more

I'm sick of working this gasoline station Pumping gas total frustration Fillin' tanks with oil and water Soakin' up grease like a fool ink blotter But I ain't...read more

I've never really understood Why my family hated me But I know they did All of them. Right from the start. I never had many friends of my own We moved a lot We had to My...read more

Ask me no questions I'll tell you no lies Down in my pocket There is a surprise For you For you I don't know why but it keeps getting bigger I can't control it This...read more

My girlfriend left me a month ago I hope she gets hit by a truck She split and hurt my big ego Now there's no one to kiss I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope...read more