Perry Mason Of Love Lyrics & Chords By Mojo Nixon

You know, some people ask me what kind of lover I am
They say, "Mojo, are you the gilligan of love?" I say, "No"
They say, "Mojo, are you the Jethro Bodean of love?" I say, "uh-uh"
They say, "Mojo, you might be the F Troop of love." I say, "no way"
Yeah, let me tell you who I am
Y'all, want them to tell you who I am?
Let me tell you who I am

I said I, I, oh, yeah
I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love
I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love
I never lose

You don't want no Hamilton Burger
You don't want no Lieutenant Tragg
You don't wannabe in no courtroom, baby
Unless I be by your side
I ain't talkin' about no Ironsides, honey
No, I just said I'm not talkin' about Ironsides

I said I, I, oh, yeah
I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love
I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love
That's what I am

What y'all think about going to the bridge?
Everybody let's go to the bridge!
I see it over the hill!

You've got to help me with this case
I don't want to be "Lost in Space"

Yeah you, you look as sweet as Della Street
Yeah you, you look sweet, sweet enough to eat
And Paul Drake, Paul Drake is gonna investigate your love
Paul Drake is gonna investigate your love

You know who I am?
Yeah, yeah, you who I be? (Who you be?)

I said I, I, oh, yeah
I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love
I'm the Perry, Perry Mason of love
I never lose
I never lose

Everybody say, "Your Honor!" (Your Honor!)
Everybody say, "Your Honor!" (Your Honor!)
Say what baby? You want me to give you the third degree?
Well, you bring the ropes, honey!
Yeah!

You know what we got to do right now?
We gotta have a moment of silence for Pigmeat Markham
That's what we gonna do
We're gonna drop dead for the Pigmeat and his "heyeah"
Everybody, here's a moment of silence for Pigmeat coming up right...now!

That was beautiful!
It was bodacious!
A hunka-hunk of burnin' Pigmeat is what it was
Yeah!
Here come the Pigmeats
Here come the Perry Mason of love!
I never lose
I'm the Perry Mason of love
and I never lose
Y'know, if you forget who I am just remember
I'm the Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry
Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry
Perry, Perry, Perry, Perry
Perry Mason of love
That's who I am
That's who I be