Prak Lyrics & Chords By Douglas Adams

My first instinct today was to write about the Spanish Armada, or maybe call them and invite them over for dinner. I've never been a big fan of armies, but I don't know...read more

(spoken) I'm a shithead. A shitheel. I'm a heel. I need to heal. I'm a shit. I drive a shitbox full of shit. I'm full of shit. I'm in a shitty band. We have an...read more

Now a little bitty termite, he come knockin', Knockin' at my front door, He walked right in, sat right down Started nibblin' on the kitchen floor He chewed on the walls and the...read more

(spoken) Look. I'd be the first to admit that I don't have an ounce of common sense, but I think people should be fucking in the streets. Assfucking. Especially women fucking...read more

How did the man who lit up America do it? What incandescent quality led the man to it? What drove him day and night Till finally he saw the light? And what refused to let that man...read more