President Johnson Lyrics & Chords By Smothers Brothers

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, they grow to die They die to be eat at the hamburger fry Cows...read more

Her: Oh doctor, I'm in trouble. Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Her: For every time a certain man Is standing next to me. Him: Mmm? Her: A flush comes to my face And my...read more

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved...read more

I flagged him down at the corner And he picked me up at the light I told him where I was going And we drove off into the night "How's it going my friend?" I asked him Slowly...read more

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane And he only had just one thought on his brain Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone And call the same lady on a...read more