President Reagan Lyrics & Chords By Lewis Black

Yeah-ahh... Looking round the room, I can tell that you Are the most beautiful girl in the...room. In the whole wide room Oooh. And when you're on the street...read more

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

*crowd cheer* Thank you, thank you Thank you very much Uh, thank you. Hello, everybody I mean, by everybody I mean, uh, you guys I mean everybody who's here I shouldn't say...read more

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa! Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in...read more