Special Victims And Ice-t Lyrics & Chords By John Mulaney

Hey hey, Rachel dear How I wish that you were here. see you. ...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

[Scratches in] Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out. [Crowd laughs] ...read more

*crowd cheer* Thank you, thank you Thank you very much Uh, thank you. Hello, everybody I mean, by everybody I mean, uh, you guys I mean everybody who's here I shouldn't say...read more

I've been having a bad, bad day Come on won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, it isn't fair There was no parking anywere I think that hydrant...read more