Ripped Open Lyrics & Chords By The Jeffrey Uppercut

The fit bird at Tesco with the massive tits said she'd meet me tonight And she'd ring me at six, The phone's rung twice, I haven't picked it up, Coz I'm sitting...read more

You ain't that stupid but you think you're really smart / why saying Allt this nonsense, what makes your life so hard? / stop spreading all this bullshit, cause You will...read more

Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a bath, We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh, So leave the dog at home or it'll want some drinks. ...read more

In disbelief / i see you looking at me / but why can't you see/ This is what i want to be / your talk is cheap /and you believe in your lies / but One day you wake up / and...read more

Mucky hiker hitching west along the M65 She's got seamen on her chest (Semen) And Morecambe on her sign (More come) She said, she'd got her menstrual cycle I said,...read more